if you are reading this, put the computer down and get me a sandwich
Friday, October 07, 2011
Monday, March 21, 2011
wow.
finally she's getting married. Wish you well, will just use this torch for setting fire to someone, I guess....
Posted by Hamakraminus II at 7:43 PM 0 comments
bits and bobs
Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa was supposed to be the 'new benchmark' (Lisa Surihani) in Malaysian filmaking. But instead it flopped on many counts.....
-why is the protagonist speaking such flat dialogue in several languages? Such an Alpha male should be smooth and have elocution, not sound like a tourist reading a phrasebook...
-We have a love story between prince and princess....who promptly disappear before we get to know them. And Marcus shouldn't call Horatio by his English name Horace- it's just wrong.
-I know it's a mythical account of Kedah/Langkasuka's history but why on Earth would the Han Emperor send a princess and not one of his own princes? Out of chracter for an entire era.
-We have very Chinese characters on one side...who don't speak Chinese, and instead use very thick accented Malaysian English with each other. It just hurts my ears.Most viewers won't notice Malaysian accented Putonghua (Mandarin) but most will notice Manglish.
-Our hero is quite helpless for most of the movie.
-some blatant ripoffs from Pirates of the Caribbean, down to the little Jentayu (NOT a seaworthy vessel), the kampung warriors
-an Archimedes Death Ray....? dear physicsts, does it even work that way...?
-"Parut"..... in Brunei that means something else, you know :{P
Posted by Hamakraminus II at 7:27 PM 0 comments
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Sunday, November 07, 2010
Nothing.
I feel so empty. No one wants me anywhere, to do anything. No one wants me to even speak, or breathe. There is no light at the end of the tunnel, for I am in a well that is being cemented over. I do not want to live.
Posted by Hamakraminus II at 6:25 AM 0 comments
Thursday, June 10, 2010
oh my nose!
there are two scabs in my nose. Oh dear lord!
Posted by Hamakraminus II at 12:17 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
Full Moon
I just love the giant full moon tonight. Makes me think of love, makes me think of epic romances. Not going to sigh so much, but hey- it takes my breath away, La Luna~
Posted by Hamakraminus II at 7:05 AM 0 comments
Saturday, July 11, 2009
No longer
It is very, very simple. I ask for some decent suggestions, all I get is plagarized nonsense, repeated text messages of nonsense, penyeluru nonsense. It would be better to say "no ideas" or "I got nothing" or even "sorry". And then you go calling me an ungrateful sod. Please don't use the word if you've never set foot in the UK. I did not ask to be annoyed, peppered with stupid suggestions.
This is a continuing trend with you. No more. You are no longer my friend and I am no longer your friend. it was a total waste of time and effort.
"I am not your doormat" -funny Kye, you seem to be everyone else's.
Posted by Hamakraminus II at 7:07 AM 0 comments